music is my hot hot sex!

hey girl hey!
haha. i got my hair cut tonight. i'm still all itchy cause of the little hairs. im sure the itchiness will overcome the lazyness to change outta this clothes...
i went to food4less right after i got my haircut.. people. the weirdest people ALWAYS come up to me. like tonight. some guy that smelled like beer was trying to carry on a conversation with me while i waited in line to pay for my milk. i go there for food, homie, not to talk to complete fuckinf stinky strangers. okay?? i think he got the picture when he noticed that i was completely ignoring him. oh! & yesterday when i was at bestbuy with Ponies, some guy came up to us asking if we knew where he could find a CD by VanGogh.. the painter.. he kept naggin. "do i look like i fucking work here?? am i wearing a blue polo??.."..."no..".. "then i don't fucking know!"... you'd imagine he wouldn't come back to say anything.. nope. we wondered some more & then he comes up to us again asking what we're listening to.. no, dude. u can not pick up 2 girls by stalking them at bestbuy, asking them if they like michael jackson.. fucking idiots these days, i swear.
oh yeah, i'm baald!
:D



get to it woman, get to it.

typical work day.. youtubing & a turkey lunchable.
..& yeah! i was watching css vidoes! ooh.


another typical work related picture..haha! a 1&half year old baby picking her nose always makes me giggle.


gloooomy bear:D
[thank you Panchito!]


okay so on saturday i went out to breakfast with Ponies & we saw a HUGE WEENIE! no lie.. hey sick-o's!..it was a hot dog dancing outside of weiner-maria-can't-prenounce-the-rest...place..


Every Time I Diiie♥!..
& Marilyns boobies. haha.
..& yes, im still gansta' enought to wear bandana's to Denny's.


i didn't like how this came out. it looks crappy. but it made a 8 year old love me even more. i can't draw hannah montana on fucking paper, so fo sho i wasn't gonna draw her on a cake.. so i bought stickers! duh.


i liked the sides more than the actuall cake.. sad.
oh! & it was CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE. mmm.


the birthday girl, Megan & me.
idk why she made that face though. haha.



& im out!

i love you.

p.s.
do i really sound like Cartman from south park??
my cousin said i did cause i said somebody was a pussy & they smelled like ass.
..hmm. i guess i do.
hahaha.

okay.
buenas noches, amorcitos corazones♥

yea?

It's 10:46am & I'm bored outta my mind. Well I'm babysitting the Cowboy today.. but the little white kid is very occupied trying to learn how to speak Spanish by watching Dora. Last night i got to hang out with a friend i hadn't seen in what we calculated to be 4 fucking months! shit. i miss that kid. we had so much to catch up on. i mean 4 months without seeing each other. && to know he lives 10 mins away from me. but i'll see him lots this year. yea. hope your feeling better, kid. && don't forget to smile.i love to see you smile. :D

Tomorrow, going to Redlands to watch The Unborn.. ooh! it better be good. eh. Saturday i have a hot hot date with my beloved POnies. we's going to denny's & then to ross to buy more unneeded underwear. hahaha.

ook. enough babble. onto my picture blog thingy. yea.

my nephews were here for a week of their winter break. i took em to frugos the first day they were here. they love it. i mean who doesnt?? this is steven. my oldest nephew. he shoved a big o' spoonfull of "frozen" yogurt.. it had gummy worms. m&m's chocolate chips & sprinkles! hahaha.


this is BUDDY. my mom bought him that bumblebee shirt for christmas & the kid had us wash it 2 times! as in he wore that shirt 3 times in a week. AUTOBOTS OUUUUT!


yea. the rest of the pictures i actually uploaded.. are some pretty random pictures. random shit on random days.
enjoy, fuckaaaa's!

L-O-V-E.. just another word i'll never learn how to prenounce.


Buddy. i love you.


this is my room.. as you can see by the licence plate on my bed's headrail... yea, i love marilyn. can you tell?? && this is just like a little waaaaay little taste of all the shit i own with her beauty on it. i just don't have space in my room to put it up. :[


my baby gauges! size uh.. 8g..? i think haha.
[&& yes that is a JONAS BROTHERS mini poster over not my bed but my little sisters bed. hahaha! oooh! && edward cullen! ♥


i want this puppy sooo bad!


"RICKY, what's yo name??" hahaha. yea, it's him. he went walking with me at the park new years day.


my first drink of 2009! Jose Cuervo & a Coke! oooh. my first soda in over a year! since some of you know i didn't drink soda's in 2008. probably wont do it in 2009 eaither. :D


make-up by sandy!
blue fading into purple fading into piiiink!
sweeet!



OOOOOH! guess who i will most deffinately go see before warped '09??

the devil wears prada!


A DAY TO REMEMBER!♥!
..haha. butt.


Emarosa!


&&&&!
sky eats airplane!!


yea, i pretty much shit my pants when i heard that they were allll doing a tour together!

oh happy day.

the end.

i love you. don't you foreget it.
♥

BABY CAKES BAKERY!

blah blah blaaah. im a busy busy girl now a days. i had completely forgotten that i had a blog. i had to go look for the walmart receit where i had written down my blogger password. saaad. haha. but yea. what have i been up to.. you ask yourself, eh? i've done a shit load of stuff since my last post.. in fucking early october. first of all.. i went to the House Of Blues in Anaheim to see..*drum roll*... THE KOOKS!!! can you fucking believe that shit?? yea. i payed 50 bucks for my ticket. so did Panchito. but it was totally worth every fucking penny. i got them pictures somewhere on my phone. those will be up on a later post. yea. oh. i got pretty wasted on halloween. yea. i texted people. hahaha, still makes me turn red to the shit i said. ahahha. anywhoo. on to my blogg.

i know you are probably wondering where the hell i got the name for my bakery business [which by the way has faaaailed to make me any money at all, i guess it's cause im way too nice to charge people?? yeah, maybe that's it.].. BABY CAKES BAKERY, i came up with the name with the help of my 2 year old nephew, Isaac. He would come to my house all the time & demand me make him some cupcakes, which he calls "Baby Cakes".. actually, it didn't have to be cupcakes. a regular 13"X9" cake would also be considered a baby cake to him. lol. so going on... that's how the name came to be. yeeeah!

pictures!

this was the first cake i baked for someone's bday. it was so possed to be a fucking baseball. i was gonna make the little red lines & everything. but noooooo! dumbass lady i made it for bought chocolate frosting instead of WHITE vanilla frosting. [get it??] so i had to work with what i had. that's a cut up plate on the cake.


i made cupcakes for like a fucking army. HAAAAALLOWEEEEEN!


this cake was my very very first 3-D cake. i made it for Panchito's 22nd birthday. it's a KIDROBOT for you idiots who lilve under a damn rock. it took me about 2 days to complete it.. from baking th cake to putting the 22 on the side. it was & has been THE hardest cake i've made.... to date!


these are my infamous chocolate chip cookies. yea, they are best warm with a cold glass of milk or a nice cup of coffee! mhmm.


is that a zebra printed cake?? YEAH IT IS! haha. this one wasn't hard at all. it was a pain to get the white frosting real smooth, that was about it. this was for Maria's friend/co-worker.. it said "Happy Birthday Shannon" in the brightest pink incing i could make... the only thing i fucked up with this cake... i used a whole little bottle of concentrated black frosting ink.. that was a huge no-no cause it stained someone's teeth & a baby's face.. WHOOPS!


this was a pretty cake & all but under all that delicious frosting was a nasty nasty LEMON cake... i mean come on people who the fuck prefers lemon cake over chocolate or vanilla?? weiiiird as lady that work with my oldest sister, that's who!


christmas cookies are a must. even more when they look like reindeer with mini-pretzel antlers, chocolatechip eyes & red M&M noses. mmm suggga'!


i guess that this doesn't really belong under my baking.. cause well.. a funnel cake isnt' baked but.. fried... bleh. oh well. i'll rub it in yo face that i know how to make funnel cakes... well at least bought the little kit.. haha.


brownie bites with a dollop of frosting & rainbow sprinkles.


this was the last thing i baked in 2008. ..i baked 2009 cupcakes! haha. they were french vanilla with plain vanilla frosting & rainbow sprinkles. i collaborated with my sister on this one. she made the little 2009 paper-pick thingy's... she only made em cause they she asked me to bake the cakes at last minute, like she alllllways does.


man i should totally start charging for my baked good. yeah.
& demand my expensive spachula back too!
psh.
till the next post.. maybe tomorrow, if the kids don't bug me cause they're hungry or pooped, whatever.
hahahaa.

oh. i love you, foo's.
♥sandy!

Hello?

pssh! foo. it's been half a century since i posted a new blog. i had forgotten to take pictures of stuff. oh well. actually i had forgotten about my blog!

what has happened since my last post:
-i turned 20. big whoo pee.
-i went with Panchito to Living Canvas 2 times in one week for 2 different piercings.
-i got a job?
-hung out with some pretty rad people.
-finally! sasa's quince.
-& other shit...far too much shit to list!

let's get to it!
p.s. i'm too fucking lazy to resize. so suck it putos.

today:october 5th, 2008.

fuck you machine! you owe me money.
i lost money riiiight here....


before i go on.. HHAHAH.
WE STAY FLY NO LIE & YOU KNOW THIS.BAAAAAALLING!
haha, jim jones.

that's Nene. she didnt know i have this. i was pretending to text.


MR. CARNE ASSADA, my dad & my brother... he was grilling us cheeseburgers, oh yes.


IT'S A MOOOONSTER! it's a double cheeseburger. i couldn't bite it right.
they taste sooo much better grilled at home with a ton of ketchup.


that's my left boobie with a cup full of ice & a corona light.
[wtf! sexyback? iTunes loves me tonight]


okay this was from umm my cousins birthday. i baked that beautiful creation.


this is me! ahaha im at Claim Jumpers in Anaheim... for my birthday. i look all excited & shit, don't i?! haha.



i went bowling & found out my right thumb [your left, idiots] don't like balls. hahahahahaha. it was swollen to the size of texas! :O


i looked like M.I.A.'s homie on my birthday.
yep, i'm Sandy-stretchy-zebra-pants-perez.


& this is what i got from Panchito.
pretty isn't it?!


i love you so much i think i will jump!
maria & me outside the Hong Kong Super Buffet in Fullerton for my cousins quince.
[sept. 20th 2008]


i don't know what the fuck is going on with my feet....


hi. my name is maria.
i have huge tits & i like ponies.



photo by Nene.




there is more to come.
i should have taken a picture of my delicious funnel cake i shared with Eddie at the stagecoach carnival.

:D

i love you.
i hate you.
i love you.
i hate you.

thats all.

bored much?

yeeeeah. i've been lagging this shit. my father had claimed my camera for the last week. i missed it.
currently listening to "psychobitches outta hell" by Horrorpops<3
it makes me think about hot hot psychobilly MEN. like the ones that wander Walmart & the ones that went to warped to see Horrorpops.

this is for Jay & Francisco.
Jay: see the empty field? the train? you should like totally come to Southern California. YEAH?! hahaha. psssh. whatever.
Homo: HAHAHAHA, jk. jk. jk!!! i thought you might like the tagged up train. i thought it was pretty. :D


this hole was 2 feet deep? really. haha. i soooo didn't take this picture. my dad did. i just laughed & asked "why did you take a picture of a hole?" ..."to remember how deep it was"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


this is Maria's ASS. okay, her upper thigh. haha. i took this a while back when she went it to get her UGLY black star fixed & to add a box of fruit loops to her body in star form. i love her to death. i buy her underwear. <3


can i get a HELL YEAH? my nephew is pretty rad. i mean, come on the kid has a Green Day shirt, which i bought him.. i haven't found a ADTR one... a bandanna.. & a iPod.. hahahaaha he was listening to Metro Station. i think.


bola de mensos. my sister at least. she can't take a decent picture.


THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT SERIOUS THINGS LIKE POLLUTION, THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES, & HOW COOL SPONGEBOB IS.
[The Fat Kidd & Buddy at starbucks.]
p.s. Buddy isn't drinking coffee, it's passion tea in a coffee cup... who in their right mind would buy a naturally hyper kid coffee?!?!?


life is exciting.
that's not me. get that shit right. my ass isn't big. ahha. it's my Twin Nene & my Baby Boy, Esteban.


PHOTOS BY SANDY.

okay so last saturday my sister had this Wedding Gig she had to practice for, she practiced on us. Francisco called me a tree hugger. por mi foto. hahahaa. you should have seen my MARIJUANA picture. i pulled a Earl Hickey & closed my eyes. hahahaha.
anyways. i took these two.
This is my baby sister, well not much of a baby anymore since she just took her SENIOR pictures. *cries a lil* hahaha, not. she loved the fact that my other sister let her touch the camera.


"you look like mom" is what i told her.
Nene & Buddy.. Sylvan Park, Banning California. Aug. 9th 2008.


last photo i took. ...it's me. wearing the BEAUTIFUL ring made outta a straw wrapper...Me & Maria are getting married. OOOOMG. that sounded very uhhh gay? haha. she likes it. oh gosh. i'm all dolled up cause i went to wedding. where i saw so many old faces. & where i thought the brides brother was the hottest thing everrrrrrrrr.


hey pretty face.
keep your head up high.
i don't like to see you down.
i love you.

the end.

end note: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT IT!!!
Michael Jackson.. the old shit, before he liked touching little boys.
gotta dance.

much love.
hasta la otra.