Hello?

pssh! foo. it's been half a century since i posted a new blog. i had forgotten to take pictures of stuff. oh well. actually i had forgotten about my blog!

what has happened since my last post:
-i turned 20. big whoo pee.
-i went with Panchito to Living Canvas 2 times in one week for 2 different piercings.
-i got a job?
-hung out with some pretty rad people.
-finally! sasa's quince.
-& other shit...far too much shit to list!

let's get to it!
p.s. i'm too fucking lazy to resize. so suck it putos.

today:october 5th, 2008.

fuck you machine! you owe me money.
i lost money riiiight here....


before i go on.. HHAHAH.
WE STAY FLY NO LIE & YOU KNOW THIS.BAAAAAALLING!
haha, jim jones.

that's Nene. she didnt know i have this. i was pretending to text.


MR. CARNE ASSADA, my dad & my brother... he was grilling us cheeseburgers, oh yes.


IT'S A MOOOONSTER! it's a double cheeseburger. i couldn't bite it right.
they taste sooo much better grilled at home with a ton of ketchup.


that's my left boobie with a cup full of ice & a corona light.
[wtf! sexyback? iTunes loves me tonight]


okay this was from umm my cousins birthday. i baked that beautiful creation.


this is me! ahaha im at Claim Jumpers in Anaheim... for my birthday. i look all excited & shit, don't i?! haha.



i went bowling & found out my right thumb [your left, idiots] don't like balls. hahahahahaha. it was swollen to the size of texas! :O


i looked like M.I.A.'s homie on my birthday.
yep, i'm Sandy-stretchy-zebra-pants-perez.


& this is what i got from Panchito.
pretty isn't it?!


i love you so much i think i will jump!
maria & me outside the Hong Kong Super Buffet in Fullerton for my cousins quince.
[sept. 20th 2008]


i don't know what the fuck is going on with my feet....


hi. my name is maria.
i have huge tits & i like ponies.



photo by Nene.




there is more to come.
i should have taken a picture of my delicious funnel cake i shared with Eddie at the stagecoach carnival.

:D

i love you.
i hate you.
i love you.
i hate you.

thats all.

bored much?

yeeeeah. i've been lagging this shit. my father had claimed my camera for the last week. i missed it.
currently listening to "psychobitches outta hell" by Horrorpops<3
it makes me think about hot hot psychobilly MEN. like the ones that wander Walmart & the ones that went to warped to see Horrorpops.

this is for Jay & Francisco.
Jay: see the empty field? the train? you should like totally come to Southern California. YEAH?! hahaha. psssh. whatever.
Homo: HAHAHAHA, jk. jk. jk!!! i thought you might like the tagged up train. i thought it was pretty. :D


this hole was 2 feet deep? really. haha. i soooo didn't take this picture. my dad did. i just laughed & asked "why did you take a picture of a hole?" ..."to remember how deep it was"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


this is Maria's ASS. okay, her upper thigh. haha. i took this a while back when she went it to get her UGLY black star fixed & to add a box of fruit loops to her body in star form. i love her to death. i buy her underwear. <3


can i get a HELL YEAH? my nephew is pretty rad. i mean, come on the kid has a Green Day shirt, which i bought him.. i haven't found a ADTR one... a bandanna.. & a iPod.. hahahaaha he was listening to Metro Station. i think.


bola de mensos. my sister at least. she can't take a decent picture.


THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT SERIOUS THINGS LIKE POLLUTION, THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES, & HOW COOL SPONGEBOB IS.
[The Fat Kidd & Buddy at starbucks.]
p.s. Buddy isn't drinking coffee, it's passion tea in a coffee cup... who in their right mind would buy a naturally hyper kid coffee?!?!?


life is exciting.
that's not me. get that shit right. my ass isn't big. ahha. it's my Twin Nene & my Baby Boy, Esteban.


PHOTOS BY SANDY.

okay so last saturday my sister had this Wedding Gig she had to practice for, she practiced on us. Francisco called me a tree hugger. por mi foto. hahahaa. you should have seen my MARIJUANA picture. i pulled a Earl Hickey & closed my eyes. hahahaha.
anyways. i took these two.
This is my baby sister, well not much of a baby anymore since she just took her SENIOR pictures. *cries a lil* hahaha, not. she loved the fact that my other sister let her touch the camera.


"you look like mom" is what i told her.
Nene & Buddy.. Sylvan Park, Banning California. Aug. 9th 2008.


last photo i took. ...it's me. wearing the BEAUTIFUL ring made outta a straw wrapper...Me & Maria are getting married. OOOOMG. that sounded very uhhh gay? haha. she likes it. oh gosh. i'm all dolled up cause i went to wedding. where i saw so many old faces. & where i thought the brides brother was the hottest thing everrrrrrrrr.


hey pretty face.
keep your head up high.
i don't like to see you down.
i love you.

the end.

end note: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT IT!!!
Michael Jackson.. the old shit, before he liked touching little boys.
gotta dance.

much love.
hasta la otra.

random shit.

SANDY IS RANDOM & so is life.
okie dokie. so i had been planning on getting the industrial piercings, but naaaah! DUDE, i'm so fucking scene i got spider bites... on my left ear cartilage. HAHAHAHAHA!

are you jealous of my rad-ness?!? i bet you are.


HI! I'm SAND ..according to this sketch Francisco is doing for me. h said i was only gonna be SAND for a while.

pretty fucking amazing if you ask me. :]


this is my ADTR-dedicated shoe. HAHAHAHAHA! Maria drew on HEARTLESS shoe.. i'm saying "why are you so hardcore?" & Maria is answering "PONIES!" ..it's an inside joke.. haha, get it? fucking dumb-asses, seriously.


this is steven. my baby boy. the gringito i will always love. although he can be a total brat & scratch me & call me a STUPID IDIOT FUCKER... i love him to death.
..hey, i'm wearing my "I HEART ADTR" shirt!!!


& my Buddy. [yes that is the kid's REAL name, Buddy Michael!] He can brighten a room with his laugh. & his silly questions like "Ricky..WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" but beacause of him, i will kill myself if i have to listen to "cupid chokehold" by gym class heroes. seriously. LOL.


WHAT THE FUCK, man!?!?
ehhhh?! this fucker stole my tattoo idea.. well not really.. i wasn't gonna get it on my chest..but that quote! pinche cabron!


one of my favorite bands everrrrrrrrrrrr.
A DAY TO REMEMBER<3
i'm gonna o see them on SEPT 12th.. i'm so fucking exited.



i met him. can you fucking believe it? the man who can instanly go from having this amazing soft voice to screaming the most meaningful lyrics?!?!
i'm gonna marry this fuzzy man. ahhh Jeremy.



sorry Jeremy, but i'm married already.
My Popeyes boy, Oscar.
he LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES me.
he also wants to do me. HAHAHAHA.

time to roll.

my battle wounds

okay, so i haven't updated this thing in foreverrrrrr.
i know.
SORRY?!?!

as we all know i went to my very FIRST show last month, which was also my very first warped tour. YAY. anywhoo. i carried my little sunblock thing. only for this to happen..!

[sorry for my boobs?,but that was the only thing that got burned like it did... my arms legs & face were well sun protected, FUUUUUCK!]

this was the day AFTER warped.. i couldn't even touch my self.. HAHAHAHHA!
so the lighting wasn't too good in my bathroom.. oh well!


&&&& this was when i was peeling..
i looked lie a burn victim..
i remember showing everyone..
"heeeey, i got a really bad sun burn at warped"
"yeah, where?"
*lifts shirt, but i wear 2!*
"ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"


okay so this is like random.
but look at my GLASSES!
YEEEEAH bitches.
hahaha, i just wanted to show my uber cool shades to Francisco.


oh people i'm excited.
so exited.
REALLY REAAAAAALY REAAAAAAAAALY EXCITED.
for what you ask?
okay.
i'm gonan go see A Day To Remember On Sept 12th in Santa Cruz with Maria Ponies [lol], the best sidekick everr. only because she is hard core just like meeee.
theeeen. it's my BERFDAY on the 27th. woo, TATTOO.
theeeeeeeen, i'm gonna go see Tiger Army with Mike.
*drooooools not a little, but a bucket full.*

Hooray for life!

riding in a Scion tC today, made me kinda want one. not really, but i want a new car. geez, "ponte tus pinces monos cabrona" i think that is what my dad would say if i asked him for a 2009 car.
:[

but oh well. Lola is goooood for now.
all she needs i s sticker that says HEARTLESS Orrrrr HEART MEANS EVERYTHING.
i'm still debating..

YES.

Vans Warped Tour Ventura 2008

Was FUCKING AMAAAAAAZING. I mean seriously. For that being my very first show ever [i know, shout up already!] i absolutely fell in love with life. i mean soooo much fucking energy?! yeah! ahhhh.
so here are some pictures. not all. because i'm too lazy.

these are 2 of the uhh guys from this little band called PANIMA. they songs are pretty good actually. i met them while in line to get in the park. 'cause you know smaller bands go run around the line trying to sell you their shit. woo.
p.s. if you are too fucking blind to see what their sign says it says
"WE LOVE MUSIC VS DRUNK DRIVING"



OOOOOMG.
i think i have just made THE worst mistake of my entire life.
i didn't ask David [below] to marry me. i mean come of Foo's?! his hair matches mine. his lip is done in the same spot. & he's uber hot. too bad i was like 4 inches taller than him. his face was like at my boobs height. sooo i hunched down to be equal. hahaha. i did!

"SORRY I'M SO SHORT!" - David [lead vocals] from Panima.


&&&&& omg. yes yes yes yes yes.
you don't have to ask me where that funky smell is coming from, because i just SHIT my pants. YESSS. guess who i met? JEREMY<3 from A DAY TO REMEMBER, one of my all time favorite bands in this entire world. i should have married him too. because he's fuzzy. & i like em like that! lol. ++++ he can scream me a love song.
don't you guys like how in both pictures with band members, like my boobs are like popping out! ohh you do ;D



my little sister almost hit me in the face when i told her that i had gotten the chance to go see Cobra Starship. because she's like sorta obsessed with them & didn't havve a chance to see them when she want to the pomona warped. hahaha SUCCCCKKKKKA!
i think here is when they ran out onto the stage & started singing "The City Is At War"
look at all them fucking scene kids, IT'S LIKE WHOOOOA.


OH YEAH. & then they busted out Travis McCoy from the Gym Class Heroes & William Beckett from The Academy Is... to sing along with Cobra Starship ... "Bring It On [Snakes On A Plane]"
damn it tho! they were missing that chick from The Sounds. AHHHH! bitches.


HOORAY FOR WARPED TOUR.
i have discovered a cool new mother fucking band. these vatos go by STICK TO YOUR GUNS.
dude. we only saw them because they were on the stage where ADTR was gonna play like in an hour. & we wanted to move up to the barracades when everybody moved when the shw was done..
their shit was pretty hardcore, just like meeee! hahahaa.


& guess how close we were? FUCK YES. this is ADTR .
i shit my pants about 487382938742 times during their set.


this is Jeremy, he be my Baby Daddy!
hahaha. i think he was singing "the danger in starting a fire" one of the all time fave's!
"I WILL NEVER FALTER, I STAND MY GROUNDS, YOU FAKE, YOU WORTHLESS COWARD, YOU WILL NEVER MEAN ANYTHING!"
ahh the love.


i will seriously have your babies, Jeremy. ahhh!
this was during HEARTLESS, i think. this set was fucking crazy. my head still hurts from all those fucking crowd surfers. ahh. & the PIT. but i loved how i can almost taste the sweat off his forehead!


Maria sais we were pretty GAY for wanting to go see STORY OF THE YEAR. soo i guess we are pretty gay.. 'cause we did. but only for like 3 songs. ahh. i think this was when they did "until the day i die" <333333!


Oh & just so you fuckers know who had the greatest pleasure of popping my concert cherry.. IT WAS MARIA!
yes. & now i love her to death. fo sho man.
this picture was taken before ADTR performed. before she dropped her glasses in the pit & before i stepped on them. HAHAHA. before she lost her gauge. before a hot sweaty shirtless guy rubbed his back onto my face while jumping up & down. before my true love.
THE MOSH PITS!


i really did have the best time of my life.
in deeeeed!
i mean i could have been able to see them again yesterday in victorville, buuuut nooooo. my madre dijo que no. shit! i am not asking to go see them when they get back in So Cal in aug.
don't worry baby, Sandy is on her way.

i love you.

Oh, poop on a stick.

FINALLY. shiit. i hadn't been able to log in this shit for some time now. i apperently forgot my password & i had to look for that one Walmart recite where i had written it down on... laaaaame.

anywhoo. these are some pictures from the past few days of my OH SO EXCITING LIFE. [oooomg, i just realized i like totally stole Alki-Francisco's idea of like putting pictures on his blog thingy ma' bobber.. oh well, sucka']

i'm tired. i am sleep deprived. i went to bed last night around 1 but then i got some random ass call from Oscar, the new love of my life. hahahaha. so i stayed up till like uhh 2? until he insisted i go to sleep. oh btw, Oscar is gonna wash my car, just like Jessica Simpson. YES! YES! YES!

OMG, i finally got my ticket for warped in the mail on thursday, but i was unaware that i had gotten it till like SUNDAY. somebody didn't tell me, i just found it over the pan dulce. WTF!?! geez. i'm excited to go. 6 more days, wooo! but what a fucking drag... we're leaving at 6 am! ahhh, Ventura, you better be worth me getting up so fucking early. hehe. I LOVE ADTR<333.

moving onnn. if you know me, you know i'm like always "on a diet" of some sort, ya know.

weeeeeeeell. that shit is never gonna work if i keep making delicious stuff like this.

there's straberries somewhere under all that whippp.
[you know you have a weeeerid obsession for leopard print when you buy bowls as well! i just lol-ed at my self. ]


then i tried to save my self a billion dollars a year & make my own frappuchino's at home.. but still Starbucks has my heart. RIGHT NEXT TO LUKE<3 HAHAHAHA.
milk. instant coffee. half & half. ice. chocolate syrup. & extra whip!


...but i also live seconds away from jack in the crack, which i love the Oreo shakes from...WAAAAAAPAAAA'. thrifty's ice cream shake... + whip. i may have a problem with the whip thing. i mean when i go to Starbucks, i get a mocha light with extra whip...i defeat the purpose of it being a "light" FUDGE! oh well.


somebody tell me why the hell i'm getting all these VIAGRA emails & shit. do i look like i NEED viagra.. womans viagra? wait is there such thing? it's pure COMEDY, seriously.


I'M SO SCENE.. IT HURRRRRRRTS!
lmfao, seriously. okay so i straighted my hair for Maria Day, since she had never seen my hair like that. eww, nasty shit. i wish i was bald sometimes.


THEY ARE REEEEEEEEEAL. ;D but i mean, for reals tho.
"i love it when you do [straighten your hair], it makes me wanna jump your bones!"
ahh, Mike loves me. my hair gets him in the mooood. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
well he always is. woot woot. sucks to be you, bestie.


i don't know, but i'm not like 100%satisfied with my new glasses. HUMF! i finnaly found the ones i wanted... at the swapmeet. WOOO, $5. yes. + i got a churro. i was a happy camper that day, oh yes.


OH OH. & since i am an inspiring stylist/makeup artist. i cut my own bangs.
i personally thought that i did a pretty damn good job. but that's just me. OH YEAH. & i got a new thingy for the hole in my mouff. & for those of you who didn't know i was half blind, yes yes yes i wear glasses. 8]


i miss my baby, Lola.. my Honda.
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